it's about that time when you
aren't as nice as i'd like you to
but who am i? not you
once a month for just a week it's gotta happen to her
i got no choice, monthly visitor

what's on your mind tonight? is anything alright?
i'm not allowed to touch you and i think that you know why
don't know what to expect
flat out she calls me a jerk
says her Midol doesn't work

will this all be over soon? what exactly's going on?
you gotta keep me posted. or are you too far gone?
your moods change all the time
what could cause you so much pain?
it's driving both of us insane

it's about that time when you
aren't as nice as i'd like you to
but who am i? not you
once a month for just a week it's gotta happen to her
i got no choice, monthly visitor

guess i don't understand just cuz i'm guy
i got sympathy for you and i'm not gonna lie
wanna mess around with you
then you just push me away
tell me wait a few more days